65 Things A Man Should Know About Style
Wednesday
Jan 9,2008

- If you can slip two fingers between your neck and the buttoned collar of a new dress shirt, the shirt will fit comfortably after laundering.
- The shirt placket, the belt buckle, and the trouser fly should all line up.
- Speaking of belt buckles, the point of your tie should never fall below it.
- Rent no clothing.
- Ninety-dollar shoes last half as long as $180 shoes, but $360 shoes will last you your whole life.
- Three-hundred-sixty-dollar shoes will not last your whole life if you break their backs by refusing to use a shoehorn.
- Three-hundred-sixty-dollar shoes without a shine can look like $90 shoes.
- Women notice shoes.
- They also notice nose hair; so should you.
- Good shoes and a good haircut matter more than a great suit.
- Neckties decorated with cartoon characters, golf tees, or the paintings of dead rock musicians coordinate with nothing.
- It is never acceptable to loosen your tie, except during the process of its removal.
- You are in your car an hour each day; you are in your clothes from morning to night. Spend accordingly.
- The seat-belt shoulder strap goes under your necktie.
- You can’t wear a bow tie with anything other than a tuxedo if you’re under forty-five or not a famous novelist or not a total geek, professor.
- Very few people want to see you in compression shorts, and those who do might not be your target audience.
- Likewise tight, black leather pants, Mr. Bon Jovi.
- A $250 shirt will look like a $25 shirt if it is professionally laundered instead of hand washed.
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Flash games are a gift…
For darker tastes, the website of US cartoon channel Adult Swim (adultswim.com/games) has several stylish and hilariously tasteless games available….
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