1) Lindsay Lohan
There’s a lot to be said for not doing something half-assed. On Memorial Day weekend, LiLo crashed her Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG into a palm tree and left the scene of the accident before police could get there. She was tracked down to a local hospital and arrested for DUI. Two weeks after checking out of rehab, Lohan was still wearing an alcohol-monitoring bracelet when she chased down an assistant who had quit and was having her mother pick her up. Lohan tailed the pair to the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, where police arrested the fire-crotched starlet for her second DUI after she blew breathalyzer results of 0.12 and 0.13. She was transported to the L.A. county lockup, where a pat-down search turned up cocaine in her pants pocket. On November 15, Lohan checked herself into jail at the Los Angeles women’s detention center and was back on the street in a little over an hour — the kind of slap-on-the-wrist justice that lets dangerous actresses back out on the street, where they’re free to prey upon the public with bubblegum movies and assembly-line Top 40 hits.
2) Kiefer Sutherland
Given his reputation, it wasn’t that big of a shock when Kiefer Sutherland was arrested on suspicion of DUI after making an illegal U-turn and failing a sobriety test. After all, he’s been cracked for the same offense three previous times over the past eighteen years. Serving a 48-day sentence for his September 25th arrest, Sutherland isn’t being given the revolving-door treatment afforded to certain hotel heiresses and Disney-flick princesses, instead performing compulsory kitchen and laundry duty while in jail. Fortunately for fans of 24, Sutherland’s sentence was shuffled around to coincide with a break in filming of the popular show, which centers entirely on Kiefer Sutherland. We have to agree with the wags at celebrity gossip site Hecklerspray that the producers could have simply invited Elisha Cuthbert back to run around in slow-motion, bra-less distress, but that would have only worked for 16 or 17 hours of the day-long show, tops. Twenty in high-def.

3) Bill Murray
4) Mickey Rourke
5) Eve
6) Daniel Dae Kim
7) Mischa Barton
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9) Vivica A. Fox
10) Jennifer Lyn Jackson

This list has been severely abridged. To read the full list, view the original post at it’s source:
Top Ten Celebrity DUIs Of The Year (Motivemagazine)